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Satire: Teacher’s Anime Twitter Post Sparks Calls for Resignation

Connor Karst, Social Media Editor

December 6, 2017


Filed under Blogs, Connor's Credible Crevice

On Friday at 6:17 PM, Henry Holtz, science teacher, tweeted three words. The tweet, currently with sixteen likes and seven retweets, has been a major topic of discussion for several concerned citizens in the Marquette community ever since. The tweet, reading “DUBS NOT SUBS,” has many wondering...

Satire: ‘Man’s Not Hot’ Is the Greatest Poem of the Century

Satire: ‘Man’s Not Hot’ Is the Greatest Poem of the Century

Connor Karst, Social Media Editor

November 12, 2017


Filed under Blogs, Connor's Credible Crevice, Opinions

When people think of poets, there are a few names that come to mind immediately. Maya Angelou, William Shakespeare, and Homer are often cited as some of the influential and brilliant. Today, I’d like to make a compelling argument for Big Shaq. Big Shaq may be a fresh face to the rap scene, but his...

Satire: Student SoundCloud Rapper Criticized for Unoriginal Content

Satire: Student SoundCloud Rapper Criticized for Unoriginal Content

Connor Karst, Social Media Editor

October 31, 2017


Filed under Blogs, Connor's Credible Crevice

Orchestra students spend hours practicing their instruments. For some, it’s too much. Joel Gallagher, freshman, had been playing the cello since elementary school. “I spent most of middle school going through the same daily grind: study, play the cello, study, play the cello. I wanted to...

Satire: AP student receives “B+” on assignment, believes God is punishing him

Satire: AP student receives “B+” on assignment, believes God is punishing him

Connor Karst, Social Media Editor

October 15, 2017


Filed under Connor's Credible Crevice

“God is punishing me.” This is what Aaron Keelmeyer, senior, attributes to his scandalous failure last Thursday in Frank Stein’s AP Psychology class during sixth hour. Keelmeyer is an honors student who prior to this tragedy never received anything other than an “A.” His parents attrib...

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